Thanks Splinter. Which eye were you referring to? Left of right? 

Well the name could have been worse like a Kiefer. Kiefer smifer what the heck kind of a hippie name is that?
Hmmm, similar to Dweezil or Moon Unit Zappa.

My outlaw inlaw cousins have names like Sequoia, Cinnamon, Sierra, etc. Guess which one is the 300lb'er.