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Like the two handed-ness of that. Never could get one to work well with just the drill motor.
  Is the hand end w/bearing or do you need to have a loose grip?

Most important, does it come on any other colors (ahem, colours, sorry). Don't want to confuse my WP stash.

Has two sealed bearing... one each end of the handle...

No idea about other colours... I only buy Woodpeckers because of the red colour so I won't lose it in the workshop... Problem was I put this sander down and couldn't find the bloody thing between the Woodpeckers stuff. 

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD