LBD, looks like you either have a low object in your shop that is continually colliding with your shins or, putting pink boots on is more harmful to a person's legs than I would have thought.
Don't whipper snip in thongs... and I don't mean the Borat type.
I have some leather spats... no, not the, but, Unfortunately the gut makes it uncomfortable to bend over and put them on, in my seldom sober moments.
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD
