Couldn't be a domino... would not have come undone... however a Hitachi guard of honour is a fitting eulogy... should have hired them for the nightie... and those thongs... yowza, yowza!
[EDIT]:- Oh, oh, with the patterns facing the same way, how do you know which foot... oops, mentioned foot... bloody imperial, not surprised with confusion.
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD