Dick, I fixed it. SORRY...... In such cases we say - I'm not Russian...... I'm not English or American. LOL.....
When I studied in Skryabinka (student 32 years old). Many foreigners from different countries studied with us. We had a faculty of Veterinary Medicine (sheep are veterinarians and veterinarians are rams). Then there was a joke - The police ask students for documents, they say: - We are not Russians, we don’t understand (speech). We are from Skryabinka, here is a student ticket. Sheep are veterinarians and veterinarians are rams............

Sasha. - Life is not a draft, you can't redo it tomorrow