I'm thinking Ill just put mine to use in the back room for electroncis work and other "clean room" type stuff. Seems a tad dandy for use as a bench vise for heavy material hogging on a 2x12.
They're not the b'all, but making use of it is a helluva lot better than hidden in a corner. Once you get to using it, you'll find some crazy uses... even impart gratuitous torture on yoursaelf during those boring nights pottzy always whinges about... send him some pictures!
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD
