As Mom, Ms Shields, and Santa, all tell Ralphie.... “You’ll shoot your eye out!” 

I figured that would resonate well with you, Not a Red Ryder BB Gun, but it would play hell with Ralphie if his glasses fell off.

Love the cap shooter, the whammer is a good un, and that pointy meat tenderizer will get er dun. You get the prize for best names of beers, even if some of them are way outside my norm. Nice mix of fun, beer, and BBQ.