OMG! "Cooked" oysters... those poor little buggas gave up their lives for PHILISTINES!!!


 Moke 
Oh Gawd!  I never felt I needed to eat snot!!!!!  Gross.....
How do you know that snot is Gross????

 some butter, garlic and parmesan. and maybe a dash of hot sauce too. 

I've been undisputably informed by reputable connoisseurs that even dog'd do-do tastes the same with more shit like those on it. 

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD