Pottz 
oh my poor poor duckling ! it's not about the garlic or the butter or cheese man, it's about the combination that makes it delicious ducks....

Took me a few reads (and a few decent shot of Black Russians) to decipher your subliminalation.

I drink for the affect... if I want taste, I'll suck on a block of chocolate!  Bet W loves your garlic and cheese kisses.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD