Just wait till you get to 76... feminine is the least of my issues.

You don't need to be a pansy to feel the weight of some stuff.  Add it to my gut and it's a lot of extra kilos my poofy legs need to carry/support.

Just my humble opinion... not everyone's a Hulk Hogan...

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD