INcredible what you can swing from layabouts... I must be well seasoned (alcohol ignored).  INcredible some of the stuff you can get without parting with shekels... this is some sort of BOOMBY (Branch Out Of My Back Yard) I have no idea what it's about... SWMBO claims its an overgrown weed,

Not quite as figured as yours, but I expected nothing. Hope to make endgrain slices/cookies to see if it improves.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD