While I would never encourage anything what will reflect this ugly face, I commend you on the outcome and write up... though there may be a few vain people out there... Dorothy comes to mind.
Yet you keep returning to your cowbells, ... but forgetting that loosing argument. You've gotta drop your pants panting at sketchups, and get into SketchUp!
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD