Hope the birds don't eat as fast as I can scroll... a quick (even slow) turn of the middle mouse button and the feeder was empty... hell, at that rate you'll go broke in days.

And when SWMBO chastises you for whatever, and you wanna take revenge, piss the birds off by blocking the feeder and they can see what they can't get at.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD