re: Hey honey, this followed me home - can we keep it?

Thanks, Hairy - I'll keep something like that in mind. 

Yeah, if I can come up with a reasonable plan to do it safely. I've got a fair amount of experience moving heavy-ish/large-ish things by myself, taking advantage of leverage, ramps, sleds, wheelie thingies, etc. I have a little trip out of town, too, so I'll have a couple of weeks to mull it over.