As always I come in late.... but then my imagination has to take over...

 So following a recent series of storms, I’ve absconded with two rounds from a fallen park tree 

You worried that the cops will pick you up if you post a picture?

I just can't imagine how you snuck two of these into the boot of your car without being thumped by the locals,


This is my LOSR (Log On Side of Road)...

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD