Hope you make a speedy recovery Madts, without too much discomfort.
And just in case you do need cheering up, here is my favourite joke of all time.

A man goes to the Doctor’s

“erm, Doctor, I seem to have lettuce leaves growing out of my arse”

The Doc tells him to get undressed and up on the table so he can have look
around, he shakes his head, tuts and says

“I’m afraid that’s just the tip of the iceberg”

Doing the best I can with what I've got