Funny story about cats. My oldest daughter stopped by my garage with this mangy looking kitten . Wanted to know if she could it with Dan and I for an hr . I said I didn’t care. We were done for the day and was just standing in the garage door drinking beer. Well this kitten has been meowing since it got there. Dan looks at me and says " I wonder where " and before he could finish the sentence he found out where that kitten was. Dan always wears shorts , well this kitten had leaped up and sunk its front paws through his shorts and into the back of his leg . The back paws were directly implanted in his skin just above the back of his knee cap. He was screaming and running around in circles for a bout 30 seconds till he pealled that thing off him. Me – I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see because of the tears . One of the funniest thing I seen in my life. Neddless to say next time the kitten quit meowing Dan ran for his life !!!!

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