Now yazall know why my blogs are so long... I keep thinking I'm drafting a letter to my doctor about all my ailments.

At 75, I'd say I was kissed by a Chinaman, however, with all this bloody political correctness, I should install some Triad detectors on my premises.

As i mentioned in one of my blogs, have yazall had that mechanical gizmo up you bum... you don't need to be old and you can pretend to enjoy it, even though you are asleep.

Another one that most are too proud to accept is apnea... a good CPAP may raise your esteem in SWMBOS books.

In the workshop, hold your breath (or just stop breathing) while cutting MDF.

I went through the rogue galery, and while I saw many "baby faces"... they may turn into "baby faeces" further down the track when all goes to shit... so don't be too proud to queue at your GPs, or sit out those ridiculous waiting times.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD