Sorry Birdie, we can't all be blessed with toilet trained birds... I'm sitting in my chair between birdshit that was cleaned up 2 days ago just to be re-deposited on queue. Wouldn't mind if it was out in the open, but it's under enclosed cover... Seems like birds in my area like to shit in privacy and comfort, out of the elements. I'd run out of film if I snapped every dropping.
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD
