That's how I learn to swim, JMcI!
I came across on the Fairsea in '56... though many wish it was that thing called the Titanic.
Looked for the ship, but it seems to have sailed, however, I did find some happy snaps of my first confession, (and people call me a Philistine),
That ship arrived just in time for the priest to absolve me.
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD