Wow Splint…your “nothing fancy here” is pretty darned fancy in my eye, and your presentation regarding the how’s and why’s of your board’s construction an excellent and appreciated tutorial. 
Due to my irrational fear of overly complicated cutting boards (apparently there are meds for that) I prefer your design’s “relative” simplicity over many other designs I’ve seen….and the side tray handles are the added bonus that really brings it all together. 
Nicely done! 



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