Yo Ho Ho !
1. I dont see any of the escargos you spoke about?
2. Plus in your informative close ups there isn't a Cabin boy to be seen anywhere?...are the kegs full of rum?
3. I need a picture of you starting it 17 years ago please!
4. Oh come on bundles of hay? there were no horses on board from memory,...  really it looks to be something a little more potent like opium or hashish maybe?
5.You were  working on it in the bedroom?  that's got to be a big whopper if I ever heard one, nor what causes poor eyesight! tee hee!
6. I can see why you gave up on reading!
7. The flatulance expulsion job is a bit of a brag don't you think
8. I clicked on the bedroom pictures but nothing came up?... are you sure the link works properly? 
9.  Its obviously Stuart Little proof 


Apart from a few of the above  minor observations I would have to say...
Overall an excellent job !
makes my 2 -3 months cabinet work pale into obscurity


Regards Rob