Brilliant Mike!
The funniest thing I can think of so far was what the neighbours must have seen when I was gluing up the bathroom cabinet in my carport. set up left side, run over and set up right side. Left side falls over…run over to left side…right side falls…..you get the picture.

It was like a comedy routine except I was about ready to go all Basil Fawlty and start beating it with a stick.

-- Alec (Friends call me Wolf, no idea why)