re: The boys wanted to make bottles

Reminds me of my son on his first attempt at turning... he did great and after he finished, as we were chatting, he was flapping his hands around in wog speak.  He accidentally brushed against the razor sharp chisel in his other hand... receives a "gash" about the size of a tiny paper cut, but lots of blood... he never entered the workshop again!

Ok... are you a slack housekeeper or did the boys pick 2 gigantic trees to whittle down into the bottles?
I don't think the dog is asleep... but lost!