I apologise in advance for yazall with sensitive stomachs...

While I don't spare my shekels with Fe$tool, as a 74 YO, with bodily plumbing issues, that mad bladder dash is aliviated by my cheapo alternative,

the nightie helps to Free Willy!

Now ya know why I drink out of casks and not smaller containers... my dodgy eyesight may pick the wrong wine goblet.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD