Thanks RyanG 

Thanks 987 Ron. I was starting to worry that no one would believe my story. 

Thanks Steve R. It is a cool story but a dangerous one. 

Thanks Pottz 

Thanks Gary G. 

Thanks Splinter, it is a bit nutty. More puns please. 

Thanks Ducky. No mechanical sharpening.  When I would come into the forge in the morning the furnace was still warm as though something was using it the night before. 
And some of my micro files were missing.