Return Of The Walnut Person

Caution the contents of this project may not be suitable for all audiences. Contains Nudity and violence.

I heard a tapping or chopping sound coming from my shop. I just finished up on a project and was curious about the sounds so I went into my shop to see what the commotion was all about. I spotted a Walnut Person hacking away at my latest project.

I knocked it over and I almost felt sorry and embarrassed for him when I saw his little green Walnut husks under his loin-cloth. They looked like they were ripe and ready to drop.

No wonder he walks bow legged.

I picked him up. Big mistake! Before I could get his axe away form him he got in one last lick.

We both went running in different directions. Me for the first aid kit and him for the hills.

That's him escaping behind my Mid Century Side Table Prototype. The little rascal.

If you see any Walnut People, don't be a hero and take matters into your own hands like me.
Call animal control, the police or the men in white coats. I’m sure they’ll believe you.

Put some pants on Fetterman!

This reenactment is based on a true story  and my reflections on events that took place long ago and faraway in a Walnut Grove in northern California where I worked many years ago.

This project is rated R.

Thanks for viewing.