Grain is killer Earl. Generally I don't like Mid Century anything, but these are more retro than mid Century to me, kinda from the cool years.
Send her a picture of a chair, with a note that this is what ya sit on, and a table with a few magazines on top, and suggest these tables be used like that. At least she wasn't on the table dancing. The legs are done like I would have too, but with that changing grain probably wouldn't be the strongest sticks in the world.