“I still can't even pronounce "charcuterie" 

It is my belief the only people who can, frequent cocktail parties where the common pose is with their pinkies pointing upward.”

Absolutely not true!  I call it a charcuterie and I don’t pinkie pose when I am going to cocktail parties.  . . Wait, did I just say I go to cocktail 🍸 parties 

Kidding aside, nice charcuterie serving tray.