re: "Offcuts awaiting a Project" sorted - Serving Tray

charcuterie  ? that's something to do with a cup of tea is it not !
forget the pinkie it needs a thumb hole to be able to wrangle a load of goodies 
Like a pork sanga for the LBDs afternoon tea no doubt somebody will come up with a w@nk word for a wine cask soon!

Ignore the blue guys you did an excellent job on it.