Thank you, thank you, than you... for not posting a sideways picture... However, they can easily be rotated with most photo editors that are freebies either with Windows/Mac/WEB.
 

 CLIFF OLSEN
....  Some folk would suggest I was worthy of Scatological Examination.

Wait till you build your next stool.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD