Green bum (grassy arse) all.

efen "SAE" is a cuss word I cannot tolerate.  In light of my indigenous Hungarian (SOA_FC) birth right, I will conduct a burning ceremony tonight on any SAE boxes.

Splinter, that cupie cutie, 
is just about in your nimble hands... minus the silent "P" of a "pine" = Tamborine - ine. → Tambor.. .ok a few cask-o-vinos help, not in solution but coming up with stupid ideas.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD