First, that is quite an impressive shop. Loaded with lumber too. Looks like a great place to work.
Second, never print your address or you may find all your canned garden edibles missing. ;-)
Lastly, Verizon has a program for wireless phone and internet that runs off the cell phone network. My parents went from rickty copper phone and dial up to this and it works great. There is really no other alternative. It’s pretty rural. They will never run new wire again in rural places and they seem to be pushing this service lately so they can abandon copper altogether, which they have effectively done in cities already, although they are running fibre in denser areas. It’s worth looking into.
Losing fingers since 1969