Cool project eRasmus, and great write...

Thought my "dyb, dyb, dyb" signals badge days, were wasted and that cask-o-vino finally affected the brain in translation of,

then I read the fine print,
 I have enough material left to make a couple smaller boards as well.
so no coffee enema enigma machine needed.

You could slap a board with "-.-. .-. .- ... .... --. ..- .- .-. -.." on your wooden car.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD