If being a master troll is your life’s goal; dude, you’re there. In spades.
If building a piece of shit cutting board and posting dog shit recipes is what you want to achieve, stop right there; you’ve arrived.
You’ve achieved the unattainable!!
P.S. Please post screen shots of this all over the forum, so everyone will know what an incredibly awesome dude you are.
Half of what we read or hear about finishing is right. We just don’t know which half! — Bob Flexner