SplinterGroup .... Old joke: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be already open when your wife brings it to you as you sit on the couch watching the game.
That's the trouble with some jokes... they never make it into the constitution.
Sometimes us mere blokes need more support than socks suspenders, Save me wearing thongs (flip-flops).
If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD
