It’s funny,
The one thing I immediately thought about when I saw the oak log was on of those cake roll /log cake. Now I can’t stop thinking about it…

David, We did not need firework to burned down the house. My wife had a candle in a small glass. The little one moved it and put it on the adjacent chair. By the time I smelled burnt polyester the chair fabric was smoking. We now have a nice hole on the chair seat (:-

Abbas, Castro Valley, CA