Brian, to have tried 99% of the fixes, you have to had made a LOT of mistakes, and a lot of different ones at that. I try to limit myself to 5 a year (New Years resolution) and that usaully lasts about 30 minutes into the first project of the year!
"I long for the day when coke was a cola and a joint was a bad place to be" Merle Haggartd