Guys...this is after a full cask of vino...what would he do with more?  The thought just scares me!!!!

What even is that thing for?  What else does he keep in a box?  His mind is twisted when he is sober and increases with vino...what is next?  None of us even speak Aussie...will we even be able to tell WTH he is talking about?  Do any of the other Aussie on here speak his intox dialect?  I gotta go take a Valium.

Mike