Have you ever watched any of the woodworking shows on the Tube and wondered how many takes it required to get a swear-free segment. You can't tell me that those workmen on This Old House never utter an oath or a string of words that would burn the hide off a black bear. I definitely agree with Pottz and LBD, it should be added to every slice and for Duck, maybe include a manual on how to manipulate the language into a fine degree of *&^#$^%@&^##&*$)_(@*&^@#^% swearing!