This is about right!

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This was posted on Facebook today and I found it to be pretty spot on, although my swearing and looking for lost/miss placed crap has increased in the last few years.  Thoughts?

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lol-yeah it's pretty close for me too !

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

live to tell the stories, they sound better that way

Oh my! That bleeding part hits a bit close. 😬 And the green and blue sections need to be bigger. 🤣
most of the time i dont even realize im bleeding. my wife will usually point that out !

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

Sometimes my first clue is that I see blood on the wood I'm working with.

“Fake quotes will ruin the internet” — Benjamin Franklin

hell my fear is ill be so busy concentrating ill bleed out and not even know it !
how about this ! a classic, and will probably me someday 🤣

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

LOL

live to tell the stories, they sound better that way

Pottz - -I too usually don't know that I am bleeding until either my wife asks "What did you do there?" or I notice blood drops where they don't belong.    And the swearing quad should also be  enlarged.  Many years ago my son, who would spend some time in the shop while I worked was doing something with his skate board and he came to me and asked where the "goddamnit" was.  Uh oh!  He now has his own shop and son and so I am sure he has discovered where that particular item is in HIS shop.
Dayum! An accurate representation of my shop day, maybe some off the swearing and more towards the "searching/fixing". I have to shuffle time resources to where they are most needed!
Perfect Dave...just perfect.....

Mike

If you minimise the yellow by outsourcing, you'll be able to expand to a more realistic representation,
 

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

Sorta Duck.
Problem is the repair/modify/replace is usually triggered by an immediate, work stops now problem. Unless that down time is used for the tool work, the gains from outsourcing only apply to the "swearing" portion, used to hurry up the return of said tool and rue the money spent.

 SplinterGroup
 replied about 5 hours ago
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Sorta Duck.
Problem is the repair/modify/replace is usually triggered by an immediate, work stops now problem.
OK, in consideration for the work stops now, I should have inserted a GINORMOUS drink starts now slice.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

A key to being more productive is to learn to swear at the same time that you do those other activities.

“Fake quotes will ruin the internet” — Benjamin Franklin

oh swearing is a part of every slice !

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

and keeps the looky-loos out of the shop!

 ChuckV
 replied about 2 hours ago 
A key to being more productive is to learn to swear at the same time that you do those other activities.
Problem is, I don't know how to fucking swear!

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD

🤣🤣🤣 you and me both ducks !!!!

working with my hands is a joy,it gives me a sense of fulfillment,somthing so many seek and so few find.-SAM MALOOF.

Have you ever watched any of the woodworking shows on the Tube and wondered how many takes it required to get a swear-free segment.  You can't tell me that those workmen on This Old House never utter an oath or a string of words that would burn the hide off a black bear.  I definitely agree with Pottz and LBD, it should be added to every slice and for Duck, maybe include a manual on how to manipulate the language into a fine degree of *&^#$^%@&^##&*$)_(@*&^@#^% swearing!