My toes are still good as fingers on a hand.
Slip-on shoes, big toe to set the heel. Remove socks? Big toe to the rescue, no sitting!
A knowing nod to the getting back up part, avoid at all costs! Toes are great to pick up clothes and toss in the general direction of the hamper.
It can be said that waking up and nothings sore, means you are probably dead.