James McIntyre
..... nobody can sit on it including the cat. 

So if a couple of mouse decided to dine on it,

the cat has been ordered , for fear of violin strings, to wait till they climb down... hell some mouses can go for days without eating and longer if they brought their own meals... just dreading all the cat poop around the chair.

If your first cut is too short... Take the second cut from the longer end... LBD